bootyologist
( noun) a person, usually a man, who has devoted extensive time and effort in the bedrooms/motel rooms/apartment dwellings /wayside drinking fountains/parkbenches/backseat of '70 Chevelles/Greyhound busterminals;coaches/airplane flights/beach blankets/local bars/cars/school gyms/bushes/gas station rest rooms/city parks/ lakes/ etc. getting some ass, so mauch ass in fact that he has become a 10th degree expert ass getter and high exalted ass expert skilled in the ways and means of: attaining ass, pleasing ass, performing stunts with and for ass, complimenting ass ad nauseaeum, flattering for ass, conning that ass, grabbin' up on that ass, feelin' around that ass, skyydiving, muff diving, sheet parasailing and deep dish diving for that ass, as well as a host of other stunts and tricks and manipulations employed to basically Get That Ass, in any way that that ass needs to be got, consensually of course, and with respect for , to , and by that ass in return.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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