Booster
A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina. A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter. Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch. Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt. ——- Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes? Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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