bob
abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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