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Pandering, unfunny television show that appeals to borderline retarded tossbags who shouldn't be allowed to own a television or use metal cutlery. Created by Leigh Francis, The sketches involve him parodying celebrities by donning a rubber mask and putting on a silly voice...and that's it. Oh wait a minute he also makes quite few reference to the female genitalia during said sketches as well. The whole doing ludicrous impressions of celebrities thing was done by Reeves and Mortimer some ten years previous to when this shit show came out and they were much funnier and inventive. One famous impression is of Michael Jackson who talks in street lingo for some reason. The point of this sketch seems to be being black, talking in a certain way and saying the word motherf***** a lot is in some way funny in itself. The show's most famous character is Avid Merrion who is a vaguely foreign character who wears a neckbrace and is a celebrity stalker. This character was created so that Francis could have an excuse to grab the arses of the various female celebrities who appear on his show. Various no hoper celebritys who have taken part in the shows' mock interviews include that dipshit from the band Busted, Patsy Kensit, and various others I can't be bothered to name. Slightly slow witted people will have you believe that their particiption in the show is somehow subversive in some way. It's not it's schmoozing bullshit of the highest order. It's fans usually pretend to like it because they want to be part of the herd and can't think for themselves, never quite knowing the why they like it other than the fact their "friends" like it too. When professing your hatred for the show they look confused. When asked to justify their love for it they usually look at their shoes, shuffle awkwardly and mutter "well the first season was funny..."