Blumpkman
This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj. The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
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