blumpkin burger

The blumpkin burger is a more extreme version the already grotesque blumpkin, where the receiver of the blumpkin, as he is about to ejaculate, reaches down into the toilet bowl, grabs a piece of his feces, and slaps the giver across the face with it. The resulting block of feces looks similar to a burger patty, thus the name “blumpkin burger.” It is about as rare as a South China tiger and maybe as difficult to pull off as a golden hailstorm. For the even more adventurous: there’s a variant called the bumpkin Big Mac, which involves double the hands, double the feces, and double the cheeks. The end result looks like McDonald’s famous burger which puts two patties layered between three buns.