blowjob
By legal definition a blowjob is sexual contact between the mouth and the penis. A blowjob in exchange for money is prostitution. The term is gender neutral and may apply to the giver being male or female. It is not uncommon for horny straight guys to get a blowjob from a gay guy. The blow job is often accompanied by other sexual acts such as stroking the penis with your hand, caressing and licking the balls, massaging the anus, and twisting the nipples. An experience cock sucker will vary the sucking motion and should have 3 short and fast sucks concentrating on the head of the penis, then followed by a slower suck where she/he deep throats and goes all the way down the shaft of the penis to the balls, and then repeating over and over again. The blowjob needs to be performed in a sucking manner like you are a human vacuum cleaner trying to suck the juice out of his cock. Another technique is to do swirling motions with the mouth and tongue. Hand action helped keep the cock hard and move to orgasm. before coming, the cock will get very hard and start to throb. Them increase the speed of the sucking motion. You should also put your finger just behind the scrotum and you will feel the initial convulsions as he is about to come. To avoid any bad taste, deep throat and have the cum shoot straight down your throat. After the man comes, be gentle with the penis as it may be sore or sensitive. Gently squeeze out the last few drops of cum and lick it up and swallow it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
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