Blow Job
A blow job is when a girl, or guy, but most likely a girl will put a mans penis into her mouth. This act of love is determined only by how well the girl can use her mouth to replicate a vagina. A girl must start slow at the head of the penis, then slowly making her way to the base. You must take posession of the area and treat it with care. Make sure that your man never loses the climax of a blow job by often changing your patterns. About halfway through the first go, tongue out the hole in the head of your mans penis. This will not only drive him crazy, it will bring his climax higher. A girl must play with the mans nuts, but she must have fun with them as well. When the man finally loses his control and cums into her mouth, she can either spit the present or she can swallow. An easy way to swallow, as well as make the man go crazy is to ski pthe taste buds altogether by deep throating. She pushes the penis far into her mouth, but this takes practice to relax the gag reflex. After the man loses his climax, he should be able to go a few more times. Remember ladies, you must swallow everything, as it is and always will be tradition. This definition was written by a girl and is a type of guide to other girls on how to give a blow job.
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