Blorchinator Mug
Once upon a time in the ultra blorch galaxy there lay a planet known as blorch and on that planet was a species called the blorch people. These people are friendly and hostile creatures that live in blorchville a little town covered in blorch. In this town there once was a blorch person known as the blorchinator. This creature was neglected and abused. All this person would do is blorch every Monday through Friday and on weekends were he would reload. In the Blorchinator's room was a golden dildo which he basked in its glory. This golden dildo could morph into any shape you wanted it to be. It could be 200ft. long if you wish or it could be a 1mm. long dildo if you wish. Well our story begins when the blorchinator was only 15 years old. He got into his first fight with the golden dildo theft monster who happened to be disguising himself as a terrorist by wearing a turban and chest bomb. As the battle began, the golden dildo theft monster used his theft powers to attack the blorchinator, but it missed. So the blorchinator had nothing to do. But all of a sudden he felt all tingly and the tip of his head opened and a sudden explosion occurred. White stuff spewed everywhere trapping the golden dildo theft monster in it. The golden dildo theft monster started to melt and then was gone. The blorchinator had won a heroic victory. he figured out that the white sticky stuff was acidic and melted his foe. So he decided to call the white sticky substance skit. This was now his primary weapon so he trained himself on how to use it for the next 5 years. His secret strategy was to make up and down movements on himself and it will create a tingly feeling and make an explosion. Everyday he trained. He became the shit master next to the skit god Tim. One day he was walking on LAO BLVD. and all of a sudden Godzilla came out of nowhere. It was unbelievable, the blorchinator got so scared that he skitted all over himself. Things just got worse, Mothra flew in from above, all were ready for combat. Mothra used his LAO ray beam on Godzilla and he was knocked back into a building. Blorchinator readyed himself for the explosion. He aimed at Mothra and the Blorchinator did anti-air skit attack. Mothra fell like a rock and got stuck to a building. Godzilla then used flamethrower and torched Mothra into a crisp. Now it was 2 on 2. Godzilla tried to torch Godzilla but failed. The Blorchinator then readyed himself again for the explosion, but was interrupted by Godzilla and the human alpha skit attack. The Blorchinator got thrown back through several buildings. He back up and finished his loading sequence. He then aimed for Godzilla, then fired away. The skit looked majestic as it flew through the air towards Godzilla's face. Bang it nailed him straight on, quickly the acid skit started to melt Godzilla then nothing was left. All the blorch people thanked the Blorchinator for what he had done, but then the rest of the explosion came out along with Billy Bob Joe Sally McGiliger John Hand Party Steroid Pizza and Skit the Magnificent. It fell upon the Blorch people and every one melted. So that is how the blorch species died and became extinct for now. The Blorchinator ran off and was never seen again. Legends say he lives in skit lake and still basks in his glorious golden dildo's glory. Other legends say he skitted himself to death. But we will never know the truth about the where abouts of the legendary Blorchinator.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
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