Blorchinator Mug
Once upon a time in the ultra blorch galaxy there lay a planet known as blorch and on that planet was a species called the blorch people. These people are friendly and hostile creatures that live in blorchville a little town covered in blorch. In this town there once was a blorch person known as the blorchinator. This creature was neglected and abused. All this person would do is blorch every Monday through Friday and on weekends were he would reload. In the Blorchinator's room was a golden dildo which he basked in its glory. This golden dildo could morph into any shape you wanted it to be. It could be 200ft. long if you wish or it could be a 1mm. long dildo if you wish. Well our story begins when the blorchinator was only 15 years old. He got into his first fight with the golden dildo theft monster who happened to be disguising himself as a terrorist by wearing a turban and chest bomb. As the battle began, the golden dildo theft monster used his theft powers to attack the blorchinator, but it missed. So the blorchinator had nothing to do. But all of a sudden he felt all tingly and the tip of his head opened and a sudden explosion occurred. White stuff spewed everywhere trapping the golden dildo theft monster in it. The golden dildo theft monster started to melt and then was gone. The blorchinator had won a heroic victory. he figured out that the white sticky stuff was acidic and melted his foe. So he decided to call the white sticky substance skit. This was now his primary weapon so he trained himself on how to use it for the next 5 years. His secret strategy was to make up and down movements on himself and it will create a tingly feeling and make an explosion. Everyday he trained. He became the shit master next to the skit god Tim. One day he was walking on LAO BLVD. and all of a sudden Godzilla came out of nowhere. It was unbelievable, the blorchinator got so scared that he skitted all over himself. Things just got worse, Mothra flew in from above, all were ready for combat. Mothra used his LAO ray beam on Godzilla and he was knocked back into a building. Blorchinator readyed himself for the explosion. He aimed at Mothra and the Blorchinator did anti-air skit attack. Mothra fell like a rock and got stuck to a building. Godzilla then used flamethrower and torched Mothra into a crisp. Now it was 2 on 2. Godzilla tried to torch Godzilla but failed. The Blorchinator then readyed himself again for the explosion, but was interrupted by Godzilla and the human alpha skit attack. The Blorchinator got thrown back through several buildings. He back up and finished his loading sequence. He then aimed for Godzilla, then fired away. The skit looked majestic as it flew through the air towards Godzilla's face. Bang it nailed him straight on, quickly the acid skit started to melt Godzilla then nothing was left. All the blorch people thanked the Blorchinator for what he had done, but then the rest of the explosion came out along with Billy Bob Joe Sally McGiliger John Hand Party Steroid Pizza and Skit the Magnificent. It fell upon the Blorch people and every one melted. So that is how the blorch species died and became extinct for now. The Blorchinator ran off and was never seen again. Legends say he lives in skit lake and still basks in his glorious golden dildo's glory. Other legends say he skitted himself to death. But we will never know the truth about the where abouts of the legendary Blorchinator.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
Augustine would love the mis-spelling It should be Augustine's Laws. A great book - every engineer, programmer, project and programme manager should read. Based on experience of Defence and Space projects, and with lots of real data to support the tongue-in-cheek advice, it really has more value than all the System Engineering books I've never read. Can't wait to get a mug.
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very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
love it
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
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I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
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