Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export. When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region. The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency. The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.