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First off Blast from my Ass isn't a recruiting station for faggots then what is it? A bunch of talented students? Ha! I laugh when I see that. Want some talent make do a NEW show once in I don’t know 20 years. As for the history of this show it’s so great. Let’s blast to the past for the past of blast shall we? The director before was a man who gave out solos to girls who would suck his dick... yea o you can sing? Well can you suck dick? That’s where the talent was until like 5 years ago... and for your talent now it sucks. You do the same lame ass show every year. If you had some mother fucking talent then maybe you could do a new show. Or maybe if the people could sing or the dancers could dance or the director could get Mr. Figers dick out of his ass and direct maybe it might be decent.... haha you think your talented? Why don’t you perform in a play outside of Churchill see how far you go...And I am an ugly piece of shit well I don’t need 3 tons of makeup to look half way decent you fucking whores of Churchill. Blast from the past is a play about the weird ass shits coming out of their holes once a year to perform a play... and I don’t know which group loves the cock more the girls in this play or the guys... Girls show some respect and learn from me and yes I am a girl not a guy... and I have too much time on my hands haha you responded I guess u don’t have anytime either well obviously you are in blast... Finally, to sum this definition all up...all the girls in blast are girls that could not cheer along side me or be in poms this is the dumping grounds for the rejects of this school. For the guys in blast either love the cock or couldn't tough it out on a real team. Go frolic around you fags and think that you are dancing. Haha Blast is SHIT now and forever and don't you forget about it...

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A.Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F.Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w.Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B.Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F.Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C.Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L.Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G.Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W.Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M.Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O.Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

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Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W.Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W.Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I.May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L"May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N.May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joeMay 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M.May 29
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love it

N I.May 28

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