Blake
The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Blake is almost always right, which bothers people, but Blake then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Blake, mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. People are jealous of Blake, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. Easily described as extremely sexy, Blake has tight buns, and chiselled features that could score glass. Blake is friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. The sun shines out of Blake's anus, and makes everyone smile when Blake walks by. Blake is always more successful than everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of Blake, or happened to produce Blake. Having Blake for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, Blake will light up the dark, he will make the ordinary extraordinary and the plain magnificent. In Blake's hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Blake, and in turn Blake is always trustworthy. Blake is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. Blake is THE most amazing guy you will ever meet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
balls
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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