blacku
Everything is Blacku, Blacku is everything. Blacku is on another level of existence. He can accidentally kill every powerful character you can think of instantly only using .1% of his power. He’s infinitely powerful and smart. His main powers are super strength, mind control, telepathy, telekinesis, speed, he can bend matter and dimensions. He’s so powerful just being in his existence vaporizes every single neutron and every trace of you. He can travel so fast he can travel ahead of timelines and universes being created, he walks right through a barrier outside of the void where not even existing exists, he can travel through dimensions as well. One time he was in the middle of a war Aand just him having the thought of eating instantly killed the boss. He has another ability called a phantom ability, he becomes 3rd/4th dimensional at the same time. You can’t see him and you can’t physically touch him, the effects are the opposite for him. He’s immune to any attack no matter how powerful the attack is, if you manage to somehow pass that and kill him he can regenerate even without any of his atoms or neutrons. And if you pass that too, he’ll either become 4th dimensional (leave his physical appearance behind and then come back) or you can totally annihilate him in every dimension possible, but he’ll go back in time. Time doesn’t effect him either, it only effects him by 2 seconds. He’s also immune to diseases and chemicals or anything like that. He’s also human.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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