Blackpool
Blackpool, a seaside town, located in England, obviously. It's known for a Giant Rusty Cock (Blackpool Tower) in the centre, people are generally stunned at this and must enter for whatever reason (maybe they think the structure is a subliminal message for the best Cat House ever). However, there is more attractions than the Giant Rusty Cock, many more actually (all being shit, but that's not the point). You have the Pleasure Beach, but I esure you; you won't get any pleasures there (or if you define pleasure as going on a bunch of rusty, unsafe structures for an overpriced payment). Inside the Pleasure Beach, there is many rides, such as the 'Big One' (if that's not an innuendo, I don't know what is). Then there's just rides that are too tragic to name. Then there's the public, boy howdy - how amazing. It's friendly, very friendly I tell you. Homeless, chavs and drug addicts will remind you that Blackpool is the ideal vacation for you! Asking you for spare change, a lighter or prehaps just to give them a handjob because you seem to have a 'pretty face' in the eyes of a middle age'd crack addict. But overall, Blackpool does have its upsides. I mean, who else has a Dixyland?
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