Bissip
The Bissip is a lonely person, lacking in any real social skills and barely leads a real life of their own. Usually, they live either with several cats, or are still with their parents even though they're in their mid-late 50's. They tend to sit at home all day eating crisps and watching things like Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake on TV. They leave the house only occasionally, usually for more crisps and more biscuits, sugar and milk for their tea. While out they sometimes frequent a café where they talk about Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake with other Bissips. More than often, the conversation turns to real people that they've never actually met, but they heard about in the street from another Bissip. It's usually about a friend's friend's cousin who knows a guy who's related to someone who lives miles away. They then Budgie Talk and Cluck about this unknown person for an hour, getting nowhere except for communal 'tutting'. They often don't realise that this train of conversation is rude, abrasive and impolite. If anyone mentions that they are being rude or impolite, they turn the conversation to how rude that person is for saying so. They then decide to go home on the bus so they can watch Live From Studio Five, Eastenders, Casualty, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and reality TV that stars various Z-list celebrities. Bissip: Made up of Biddy and Gossip.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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