Billy Mug

Often seen dancing with the girl you want so sleep with, Billy is the guy you want to be, he's well known for being an absolutely dynamite shag and winning fights against people his skinny ass has no right to be winning fights against. An ardent lover of Cocaine, Billy is generally reasonable when sober, however consumption of Alcohol often leads to multiple lines snorted and several unconscious gym bro's. Although generally tall and skinny, a Billy is incredibly ripped and possesses a surprisingly large penis. His personality is usually as dark as his sense of humour, which is a result of his highly traumatic past. As a result of this past, most Billy's don't care about other peoples feelings towards them, a trait which often attracts a wave of broken objectified women looking for a quick shag.