Big Jim
1.) A mans penis (large). 2.)A Fat man named Jim. 3.)A radio celebrity on 101 KUFO. 4.)A guy who owes Red a hat and a drink for burning the leather in his Infinity Q45, with a cigarette that he bummed off Red in the first place. All this after Red was generous(see: Stoned) enough to drive his drunken monkey ass home even though Red was at work and couldn't really leave but since Big Jim is such a big celebrity(see also: Drunkard), Red asked his boss nicely(see: ass kissing), got permission and then found out that Big Jim Lives in BFE(see also: Bum Fuck Egypt and Butt Fuck Egypt). You see Red works/lives in the Burbs(see: rich kids). But Jim lives in the Big City(see also: Girlfriends parents house). Red has a lead foot and was going about 75-80mph down Hwy 26(see also: evading the police), when due to a taco truck(see also: Roach Coach), traffic was stopped in the tunnel onto 405 south. Red cursed at the top of his lungs. Then Big Jim tried to cuss with his drunken wit but ended up just burning a large hole in Red's leather seat. :) Happy Birthday Ya Big bastard!!! We all love you! Just not in that sexual way! Except Your Girl.......and Marconi(see also: Big Guy Lovin). I need me a KUFO Hat(see also: Hook a brother up)!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”
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The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
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I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
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Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
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