Berg
A Berg is a Person with a 30 inch horse cock that will test your asshole while the white cream explodes and destroys your manifest like the slavery in Egypt. He will send his horse cock through your ass like a fucking spaceship that’s getting ready for an explotion in your anus. He will test your skills in handjob while YOU have his delicious dick in your mouth. YOU can’t handle a Berg’s cock in your anus because it’s so juicy and YOU will Get your ass out of oxygen while the horse fucks your mum like the bears in Africa destroys the crusade Steve Jobs mase egen he died of Aids because he sucked A Bergs cock
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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