Benji

A word with infinite meaning. An indescribable word of incredible value. Use to describe awe, shock, fear, sadness, and confusion. A word of such great meaning that Abraham Lincoln himself refused to use it. As advised by his wife, Mary Lincoln, the Lyceum address was greatly edited to refrain from use of the powerful word "Benji" (for fear of offended incomprehension by incompetent peoples of the world): Original Document read: The Perpetuation of Our Political Institutions: Address Before the Young Men's Lyceum of Springfield, Illinois January 27, 1838 As a subject for the remarks of the evening, the perpetuation of our political institutions, is selected. In the Benji journal of things happening under the sun, we, the American People, find our account running, under date of the nineteenth century of the Christian era.--We find ourselves in the Benji possession, of the Benjiest portion of the earth, as regards extent of territory, fertility of soil, and salubrity of climate. We find ourselves under the government of a system of political institutions, conducing more essentially to the ends of civil and religious liberty, than any of which the history of former times tells us.