Benjamin
Benjamin is a guy you cant really describe. It's like like an overwhelming feeling you can t even begin to wrap your mind around. He's someone you never thought you'd ever meet and fall for, but like love, you unexpectedly willed yourself to do. I don't know when to begin or even how. Benjamin was my best summer romance, and in fact, last. We may have had our own little complications but isn't that just life? He taught me so many thing, even if he was younger. Whenever I said his name myself, I would giggle like a little girl. But what could I say? I was a teenager in love with my best friend and I know that's cliche but I guess that's what we were. We were a cliche summer love and, that, I could live to promise. I'll always remember him. A Benjamin, MY Benjamin, will always stay in your life, and that's one of the reasons why I'm still so in love with him. I pray for him now and then and, when I'm lonely, I think about our silly little love notes and messages. He was my inspiration for a good two years, and he was the one reason I am who I am today. Like I said in the beginning, Benjamin isn't someone you can just describe, but I certainly tried. It doesn't even do him half the justice he deserves, but its the thought that counts and nowadays I find him in my thoughts alot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
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