Bench pressed
The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over. This term is versatile and can mean the following: Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it. Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle. Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination. The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
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