Ben Mug
the person you can feel safe with. There is two types of bens.. One ben is a weirdo and thinks he is something when he isnt and then there is the other ben who is quite a good looking guy who always doubts himself for no reason at all. I could write all day about this type of ben. This type of ben you wouldn't get along with at first but then you talk to him more then you are best mates. You feel comforted by this type of ben all the time. They are insecure themselves but if another person views them as who they are then they are practically perfect. They have their own ways of coping. This type of ben is the type of person to get you always checking your phone for his message or anything related to him. Everytime your with a group of friends you don't go out with them unless that ben is there. This ben has probably had loads of trauma but doesn't often speak about it. This ben is someone you say goodnight to out of everyone every night like a hobby. Ben is the person i would always speak to out of everyone. I always would choose them in a room with everyone in the world. he is a brother in one with your bestmate. So to you ben.. If you some how read this which you probably never will. You mean alot to me even if i dont mean alot to you you are eveyrthing to me. Your comfort is all i need.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.