Ben
Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. Heās a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. Heās been awarded The Peopleās Choice Magazine āIāll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leatheredā award for the 4th year running. You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies. Ben is a top lad.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldnāt stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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