Bellmore
Bellmore is a decent size town with about 37,000 people and is roughly 30 miles east of New York City. It is divided into South Bellmore (those who live south of Merrick Road) and North Belmore (those who live north of Merrick Road). We are an upper-middle class town with the average household income at around $115,000. That being said, there are people whose parents make a lot more (ranging from $150,000-$450,000) and generally live in South Bellmore and those who make less ($70,000-$100,000) and for the most part live in North Bellmore. A good amount of people in our town tend to flaunt whatever money they have, but that is not to say everyone is like that. There are people in both North and South Bellmore like this. There is also some weird "competition" between North and South Bellmore's children with who is tougher and who has more money, however this "competition" is forgotten after the age of 16. Most of the kids are spoiled in both towns and have extreme attitude/ego problems. These most likely dissipate after college except for the kids who stay on Long Island. 99% of the residents smoke weed, parents included. If the parents don't, then they enjoy their alcohol a little too much. It's fine, though, because they all take their work seriously. Overall, Bellmore is a good place to live and an okay place to raise a family. It's extremely safe, but your children will act ridiculous for a long while, if they grow up here.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
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i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
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