Bella
A humanoid looking specimen, often found next to punching bags bearing the shit out them with pictures of her ex’s on them, she often cops adidas trainers used to flex on her friends before eventually being told to shut up and kill herself, Bella’s are hostile and will lash out if provoked, this is not to difficult since she has more testosterone then a 7ft tall gorilla jacked on steroids, and is not the sharpest spanned in the shed, but Bella’s are harmless really as her rather usually dead trim covers her eyes due to this Bella’s are blind, due to this Bella’s have adapted to survive to our modern age by having a really good sense of hearing and smell. They like to mate by finding there victim and latching onto there back in some sort of crude attempt at a mating ritual, but there is an easy fix to this, simply spin around and yell James 7 times and the Bella shall scurry of to her gym. She also has this magical abilty to turn anything gay that she has had contact with, but fear not there is a simple solution, avoid her, you can often tell she’s coming due to a distinct smell of loneliness and depression heading your way, she gets this scent by not showering her entire life. If you are unlucky enough to give both to a Bella, solution include flushing it or hitting it with a blunt object, or racing it and beating it into submission to follow your every command.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
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