BEEF LOG
n. pl. (BeefLogs) 1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family. 2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed. 3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL. 4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations. 5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment. 6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
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