Beedle
Probably the best character in any video game and definitely the best character in the Legend of Zelda series. He made his first appearance in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. His is a traveling merchant, and throughout the games he has traveled by two main vehicles, by boat and by balloon. He is one of the few characters in this franchise to have multiple actual talking lines being most notably "Ooooooh!", "Thank you!, and "Bye!". He always seems very enthusiastic and eager to provide quality service to his costumers. If you buy enough items from him you can get a gold membership card in his shop. When you get the gold membership card you will get a coupon in the mail. If you cash in this coupon to Beedle he says "You want to use your Complimentary ID? ... OK! Here it goes... You are soooooooooooooooooo GREAT! ... Absolutely fantastic! ... Incredible! And there you go! Isn't it nice to be complimented once in a while? It is, isn't it?". Best side quest that means nothing to the plot of the game ever. In The Wind Waker, Beedle is depicted as having perfectly circular beady eyes, a very long nose, a Beatles hair cut, a pair of blue shorts with a white beetle symbol on it, and sandals. He has been in Wind Waker, Minish Cap, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks, and Skyward Sword.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/
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