Bedwarmer
Bedwarmer is an entry level career. No real skill is needed, some people are better at it than others, those who have naturally hot body temperatures are good at this. This job involves, warming other peoples beds, so people can jump straight into a warm bed. The hours of work are particularly limited, normally between 8pm and 10pm each evening. Earnings are also limited, "if I warm a bed in Leeds and then have to drive 10 miles/kilometers to the next house, I may only make £20. Other nights I might get 3 in one house, then I'm quids in!" Said Ken 48 Bedwarmer and part time Cabin Maker. With the price of fuel it can be demoralising. Bed warming takes a minimum of 20 minutes, its quicker the more flesh is exposed, most professionals wear swimwear. No companies currently provide this service, so all those working as Bedwarmers are self employed. It can be considered illegal as often many workers are paid cash in hand, hence the reason it's more underground and finding a good one is difficult. Theres a group on facebook campaigning for Bedwarmer rights, with the hope of care agencies promoting this as a career in the future.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
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Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
greatest mug ever.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Just as expected, high quality
good service, delivery time was quick
Great ordering experience..good quality
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
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