Beardmore
Weird creatures who walk upon this Earth. They utilize tampons and use lamps for inappropriate uses of creating light. They shower as white people. They also smell like demonic butt. They crave spandex. Plus, not to forget to mention, they throw deuces at the wall for their parents and friends when they are over. often asks if somebody knows who the first president is, oh and pee on you. They are also born with freaky-feet and show their love by raising their middle finger, when they have 3 fingers pointing back at them. They also love to dye their hair and change purses 50 million times a day. They claims to kiss the purses ass. See, the female Beardmore's own a cat so crazy and weird, maybe a hint of stupidity that they're called Sunny. A total opposite by the way And licks her Vagina, Literally They are aliens from your anus. They wear Dr. Seuss looking socks. I forgot my coffee. "Awwww, tough noodles cubootles" They contains more beards. "You two are just so retarded together" "We got to go find your dad's new doctor tomorrow." They're reallllllllly short!!!!!!!!. They have crappy phones. "My kids are driving me crazy" "Hola back at ya." Stoners, swimmers, often half cuban. Can't figure out what streets which. They tend to move around a lot. They trip on words, the half descents anyway.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
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