beard

A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades. Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard... 1. He wears more makeup than you. 2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes. 3. Uses bronzer as blush 4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours. 5. Stands with hands on his hips.