Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity. Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's. No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit. The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks. A week where cops should just give up A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol