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Beabs always come in pairs. If they are left alone together for to long (especially if one is in the middle of a sugar high) it normally results in total insanity of the minds and the terrorisation of the nearest playground. Aside from all this trouble they cause, they do look after each other. When swimming together they always rotate in a clockwise direction for safety, and rely on each other for protection from strangers. Beabs always have millions of fans around the world, all of whom are just waiting for the next episode of 'Bean Baking' to be released. The luckiest of beabs also have a large group of loving friends, along with their very own beab board and pet cactus. Whether it be coffee, jelly, kidney or baked, all types of beans are sacred to beabs. The colour green plays a very important role in the daily life of a happy beab, and is thought to be the most beabelicious colour of all. Beabs are exceptionally skilled cooks (especially of desserts), and are naturally brilliant at making puns. Beabs are always stunningly beautiful in every way, with perfectly wavy brown hair. They always stick together and live their lives by a single moto: "A beab in need is a beab indeed".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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