Battle Chodes
A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max. The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies. Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection. The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads" Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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