bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue. Side-effects may include one or all of the following: -Cottonmouth -Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving, -Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin, -Aversion to natural light, -Minor/Spatial amnesia -Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste, -While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards, -Excessive swallowing, -Excessive drinking, -Physical weakness, -Cranial expansion, -Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed, -Blue handprints on your toilet. See bash.