Barney
Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire! This is our secret desire We'll help the flames burn brighter But don´t you try to put him out Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired Wont you help us fan the flames higher And you better not try to put him out Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure HE WAS DEAD
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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