Barbara Mug
A girl who is so fucking annoying it's crazy. If you find someone named Barbara then just make her life as miserable as Possible because if you don't they will make your life miserable. They are really funny. Their name is pretty outdated but they Are usually so fucking fine. They will try to trick you into thinking that they are your best friend, you may even wanna date her but she will make you depressed because she will break up with You. They will make up a lame ass excuse like: I'm sorry but my parents won't let me date you or there's just Too much pressure on me. Anytime you meet Barbara you have to make them depressed but don't over do it because they might actually end up falling in love with you and you get an amazing girlfriend and possible waifu. I created this because a girl named Barbara brOke up with me in like 5th grade and I have extra free time so I'm doing this shit. Anyways I put the letters of the Names of my possible crushes in the text and you have to find them. Also this is so fake I honestly have nothing against Barbara. She is an amazing person and generally gives off good vibes. My entire body lights up when I see her in class but that's beside the point. She doesn't like me anymore so depressed am I. Anyways, you should try to find who my other crush is.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
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