Bakr
If you were bestowed with the utmost privilege of beholding Bakr Baalbaki, you would instantly find yourself gazing upon the transcendent human form, a living embodiment of perfection. In fact, one might even refer to him as the "perfect cell." It's as though the entirety of virtues that mankind once desired have crystallized within the depths of his soul. You must watch in awe as the heavensent sunlight from above softens each and every sharpened contour on his handsome face. Delicately trace the pad of your thumb across the freckles scattered along his cheeks. Count each individual eyelash that cradles the mesmerizing molten hue of his big, brown eyes. The essence of his Versace cologne is otherworldly, as though the universe itself had conspired to forge a gentleman of such faultless grace. The sound of his voice caresses each word that falls from his lips with melodic grace, as if each syllable is a silken thread woven into the fabric of an angelic chorus. The human race has been graced with ears for the sole purpose of listening to him rapturously muse over legos, dinosaurs, pokemon, anime and video games. Bakr is considered the culmination of all that is noble and exquisite, a sonnet of celestial beauty poised at the apex of human potential. If you know a Bakr, hold him in the warmth of your embrace and never let go. Unless we are referring to MY dearest Bakr. In that case, he’s all mine.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
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