Bailey, CO
An unincorporated town about an hour away from Denver, set deep into the foothills, and at a marginally lower altitude than Conifer. This is the place to go if you live in the city and want cheap camping for your oversized RV, just as long as you're willing to deal with unexpected gunshots and bearded confederates who believe in Bigfoot. Without exception, the only people who elect to live in Bailey are Texan hunters, elitist Christians, severely racist and homophobic teenagers (whose behavior is excused only because their parents raised them up that way), and military moms. Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system. There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
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