bacardi 151
a one way ticket to the toilet, the hospital, or your deathbed. The majority of people won't even smell it, let alone drink it. If you like to enjoy your night slowly progressing from sober to buzzed to drunk, this is NOT your drink. If you want to help get the chick sitting on the couch into your bedroom, this is NOT the drink to use. If you want to showoff and think your a total badass, this is NOT your drink. However, if you like to get very hammered, very quick, and for less money then most any name brand liquor, this is the drink for you. If you want to put that chick sitting on the couch over the toilet before you can even begin to spit your game, this is the drink to use. If your another hot-shot teen and want to think hair is being pulled out of your chest, and that your mister king of all liquors because you drink fire water, then this is probably your drink of choice. Believe me when I say this stuff will turn you into an old man with haste. However, I think it's a lot more badass to drink your friends under the table with a less harsh alcohol such as Jose Cuervo or Jack Daniels, because then everybody's willing to join in on the fun. To be honest, about the only time consuming 151 becomes a social activity is when you light shit on fire with it. It's more expensive then lighter fluid, but it burns longer and smells a bit better. I highly advise NOT to do this though. If the bottle catches on fire, you'll probably be like me and won't notice until your countertop is on fire because the bottle got spilled. If you still choose to drink it, simply because you like to, then more power to you! I command a lot more respect for you then these hot-shot teens who think drinking 151 and everclear makes them awesome. There's some good tasting stuff in there if you haven't burnt your taste buds off yet.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
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