Awkward Avocado
An awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward. Simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body). Thus creating the awkward avocado. Experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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