Awk Hawk
a mighty, one-of-a-kind hawk that is constantly on the prowl, looking for awkward situations. It often soars through the air, looking for its prey. Once it finds its victims, it often swoops down at them, sometimes resting on the shoulders of its prey. It has been common for the awk hawk to stick around with its victims, causing them great emotional pain and physical discomfort until the great hawk gets tired to the point where it needs to take a power nap in its awk hawk home. The universal symbol for the awk hawk is to (1) make a flapping motion with your hands as if you had wings, (2) awkwardly look around at the people you are with, and (3) if the situation is awkward enough, one might incorporate their entire body in this action, where it almost looks like they are having a seizure. Although it appears the hawk flies solo, it is unknown if the awk hawk does in fact have a family. Perhaps it is related to the awk ant, as well as the late awkward turtle. There is no possible way to stop the awk hawk; researchers have been studying this new species and are yet to discover any type of repellent. Be safe. The hawk could be anywhere, at anytime, soaring high above you waiting for the right "awkward" moment for it to feast upon.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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