Avery* Mug
Avery* is what we call a female classified as a Boss Lady. She is an individual with extreme focus and discipline. She is also super annoying when she doesn't get shit her way. If you break her car, she will unleashed hell unto you 7 days a week and twice on Sundays after church. If she is task to deliver a coffee to you, then you can just forget about it, the waiting is far longer than the Department of Motor Vehicle. She is very smart and responsible. She possesses a charm that rivals Cleopatra. Avery normally has a long black shiny hair that flows in the wind. An Avery is boujee and likes luxurious things. If you make her fall inlove she will give you evrything. If you hurt her then yeah you might die so proceed with caution. Sweet and adorable but not cute, Avery is not cute, refer to the word Hot or Sexy, definitely not cute. If you get along with her then sky is the limit on your whatevership you got going on. Avery is not broke. Do not call her broke. Maybe broken heart but not broken cash. An Avery can last on the phone for over 12 hours talking about the same thing. She will uncontrollably laugh out of nowhere and that sometimes is confusing. Overall, Avery has a satisfaction guaranteed of 100%.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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