Avery
A girl who will make you melt just from thinking of her. She looks a bit older than she is, and has got the personality to boot. She's serious, but can show a softer side from time to time. She's caring, considerate, and always knows what to do. She has a weirdly big medical background (we don't ask questions), being able to save you from a stab wound if she needed to. She's funny, and if she likes you, she'll use that humor to make some suggestive "jokes" in your direction, which will always make you smile. If she trusts you enough, she doesn't hesitate to be vulnerable, sharing how she feels. She's got nice heterochromia green/brown eyes, which are just beautiful and make you fall for her, but can be piercing if she needs. She's got long, thick, chocolate brown chair that always seems to just flow down her body. At first glance, she looks a bit chubby, but don't let that fool you, it's 60% muscle, and the rest is just "woman features" (I swear her hips are wider than broad gauge track). She's got a nice padding on her body that makes hugs from her feel like a million bucks, and when she runs her hands thru your hair, you'll feel like Jeff Bezos. She is genuinely the greatest woman you'll ever meet, and if you ever do, treat her right. She ain't a dummy either, so be careful, or you could lose your own Avery forever. I love my Avery.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
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