Avery
Avery is mysterious and quite a snack. she doesn't act like it and doesn't see herself as beautiful most of the time however you know she secretly knows she's bad ;),which makes her even more sexy because she doesn't force herself on guys who don't care...she let's the ones who are crazy about her chase. she is very quiet and keeps to herself not giving a rip about anyone else that she doesn't care about..which makes her to be even more respectable by her friends. she's talented in sports,art and being a faithful lover. shes actually can be low key quite a flirt but once she held down by a dude who treats her for the queen she is...she absolutely sweet and faithful to him. Avery makes a passionate lover. she has a gorgeous laugh that sounds almost fake like she taunting you but it's effects are rather intoxicating. shes chill and down to earth on the outside but is filled with a chaos of thoughts and emotions in the inside. she is the ultimate troller and takes quiet pleasure in the stupidity of those around her. for looks welllllllllllll : she's got eyes like of a doe, a athletic sexy body with a big butt and a unique face shape. but she dresses like she doesn't care however. if you find a Avery, be careful...she's not an idiot and won't fall to flattery easily. it takes time for her to trust you. if she does-you'll unfold the many layers of her enchanting being, if not.... your just prey for the jungle that is her brain. you won't win
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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