avelena
Avelena is the most sexiest person to ever exist in human creation!!!! This kid is fuckin' hilarious. She laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said she's the first person to talk. Avelena appreciates the little things in life and it/she's adorable. She'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Avelena is her own type of breed, she won’t give a crap about what you say to her or about her. Avelena's also a very beautiful Tan skinned girl, model looking like(the kind where she can eat anything and never gain an inch!)she has an amazing voice like a Goddess with a harp but only shares it with the people that she cherishes. secretive and thoughtful .A dreamer and a wisher who always gets what she wants. a mother who bares beautiful children. she fights for what she believes in and is tough to take down. giver her the truth always, for she knows "everything" and never forgets! She's always good at making anyone laugh by just saying the most simplest thing. Have a Avelena in your life and you won't regret it she's spark up your life with her sparks, her smile is the most beautiful-lest creation it'll shine brightly threw your future. It's so easy to fall in love with an Avelena. She is Faithful, hilarious, kind, caring, sweet, smart, and talented and is very weird around her friends. She's a dream girl, someone you want to look like, she's very beautiful from inside and out. If you have a Avelena in your life, don’t let her go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts

awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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