avelena
Avelena is the most sexiest person to ever exist in human creation!!!! This kid is fuckin' hilarious. She laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said she's the first person to talk. Avelena appreciates the little things in life and it/she's adorable. She'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Avelena is her own type of breed, she won’t give a crap about what you say to her or about her. Avelena's also a very beautiful Tan skinned girl, model looking like(the kind where she can eat anything and never gain an inch!)she has an amazing voice like a Goddess with a harp but only shares it with the people that she cherishes. secretive and thoughtful .A dreamer and a wisher who always gets what she wants. a mother who bares beautiful children. she fights for what she believes in and is tough to take down. giver her the truth always, for she knows "everything" and never forgets! She's always good at making anyone laugh by just saying the most simplest thing. Have a Avelena in your life and you won't regret it she's spark up your life with her sparks, her smile is the most beautiful-lest creation it'll shine brightly threw your future. It's so easy to fall in love with an Avelena. She is Faithful, hilarious, kind, caring, sweet, smart, and talented and is very weird around her friends. She's a dream girl, someone you want to look like, she's very beautiful from inside and out. If you have a Avelena in your life, don’t let her go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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