Ava
Ava is the kind of girl you meet when you’re too young. She is high energy and always overanalyzing situations. She’s honestly fucking intelligent and constantly feels misunderstood. She’s imperfectly sexy, has really perky boobs, and a thick bubble butt. She has very intense green eyes. She is very articulate and has a dark sense of humor. Ava’s been through some fucked up shit no one else can imagine and she’s constantly battling wanting to make people understand and hide it all away. She has a way with words and moves her body effortlessly. She knows exactly what she’s doing to you and imprints your horny boy brain with images of her looking directly into you. Your bros crave her but talk mad shit on her because they can’t figure her out entirely. She flirts a lot. Like a lot a lot. Gets herself in messy situations. I suspect she sabotages a lot of good things only cuz she feels like no one takes her seriously. She’s impulsive, procrastinates, and is eager to get your attention but more so your respect. She’s walking daddy issues and will ruin your life. No girl will compare to her after. It’s hard to see her and not just want to fuck the life out of her but her personality is truly killer. Don’t fuck this up like I did.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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