Ava
Ava is the kind of girl you meet when you’re too young. She is high energy and always overanalyzing situations. She’s honestly fucking intelligent and constantly feels misunderstood. She’s imperfectly sexy, has really perky boobs, and a thick bubble butt. She has very intense green eyes. She is very articulate and has a dark sense of humor. Ava’s been through some fucked up shit no one else can imagine and she’s constantly battling wanting to make people understand and hide it all away. She has a way with words and moves her body effortlessly. She knows exactly what she’s doing to you and imprints your horny boy brain with images of her looking directly into you. Your bros crave her but talk mad shit on her because they can’t figure her out entirely. She flirts a lot. Like a lot a lot. Gets herself in messy situations. I suspect she sabotages a lot of good things only cuz she feels like no one takes her seriously. She’s impulsive, procrastinates, and is eager to get your attention but more so your respect. She’s walking daddy issues and will ruin your life. No girl will compare to her after. It’s hard to see her and not just want to fuck the life out of her but her personality is truly killer. Don’t fuck this up like I did.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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