Ava
Ava is the kind of girl you meet when you’re too young. She is high energy and always overanalyzing situations. She’s honestly fucking intelligent and constantly feels misunderstood. She’s imperfectly sexy, has really perky boobs, and a thick bubble butt. She has very intense green eyes. She is very articulate and has a dark sense of humor. Ava’s been through some fucked up shit no one else can imagine and she’s constantly battling wanting to make people understand and hide it all away. She has a way with words and moves her body effortlessly. She knows exactly what she’s doing to you and imprints your horny boy brain with images of her looking directly into you. Your bros crave her but talk mad shit on her because they can’t figure her out entirely. She flirts a lot. Like a lot a lot. Gets herself in messy situations. I suspect she sabotages a lot of good things only cuz she feels like no one takes her seriously. She’s impulsive, procrastinates, and is eager to get your attention but more so your respect. She’s walking daddy issues and will ruin your life. No girl will compare to her after. It’s hard to see her and not just want to fuck the life out of her but her personality is truly killer. Don’t fuck this up like I did.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
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